guy walks into a grocery store

**imported_MoonlightGraham** · August 9th, 2007, 04:52 PM

and sees this beautiful woman in the produce section. She makes eye contact with him and approaches him.

"Hi, I think you are the father of one of my kids."

The man started to paniac. Knowing he had not cheated on his wife since they had been married he said.

"You aren't that stripper I had drunken sex with at my bachalor party on the table while all my friends were watching while the other stripper spanked me are you?"

"No" she replied. "I'm your son's math teacher."

**UTVols2** · August 9th, 2007, 06:35 PM

[img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/laugh.gif[/img] Thats good.

**yankeebaseball** · August 12th, 2007, 12:44 PM

Dane reads Esquire!

**imported_MoonlightGraham** · August 12th, 2007, 04:40 PM

John Edwards was on the cover and it also offered 3 hot spots on woman you prob don't know about. Considering I dont know where 1 hot spot is on a woman I had to read that.

**yankeebaseball** · August 12th, 2007, 05:35 PM

lol, I have a subscription to Esquire. Its by far the best magazine I have ever read. Chuch Klosterman writes for Esquire and I am a huge fan of his. This past issue (the one with the joke) had the "What it feels like..." series. Always a great article.